Broken hearts and dirty cars

"Just Jeepin'" (macintux)
05/13/2020 at 20:00 • Filed to: After contemplation I still have no idea what to file this to

Found myself down a bit of a rabbit hole tonight, courtesy !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

I’m sure many of you have encountered “This does not exist” websites, driven by machine learning to create something entirely new on each viewing.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (As the creator says, proving that a word doesn’t actually exist is a very tough problem, so occasionally it comes up with something real, but the generated definitions are often close enough to the actual usage that I for one have no reason to demand a refund.) (I am sad, however, that I didn’t capture the definition for “whatev” when it appeared because I have used that word myself in the past.)

There’s a site dedicated to such sites:

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There is also a subreddit entirely written bots using !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! as “this word does not exist”, including some amazing threads.

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And finally I leave you with a rock song about cars that didn’t exist until a few minutes ago.

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DISCUSSION (6)

zipfuel > Just Jeepin'
05/13/2020 at 20:21

Sounds like svend’s origin story to me...

The big question is if a robot wrote it can I steal it? That would also make a good podcast/webseries where: visits people with several gallons of ‘s detailing products to hear heartfelt stories about a car whilst washing it. Sorta like Tempest but with a claybar

Brickman > Just Jeepin'
05/13/2020 at 20:24

Happy Country Lego... now I gotta pee. :P

Verse 1
So now I sit beside him until they bring out the lego
My arms and legs are weary with the fighting
I was going back to pee
I fell and left my lego

Pre-Chorus
The sun always shines when my dreams have all been spoiled
Like the hero lego

Chorus
Love boys lego and lego
Love boys lego and lego
Love boys lego and lego
Yo we the voice of the boy down

Verse 2
I did enjoy my usual childhood games
And play hide and seek with lego until sundown
But that was once until now
She stacks her lego

Pre-Chorus
I was torn as rock for a day or so
I was laughing dear about your lego

Chorus
Love boys lego and lego
Love boys lego and lego
Love boys lego and lego
Yo we the voice of the boy down

Bridge
Look at him playing with his lego
Then he comes, oh yeah, oh yeah

Chorus
Love boys lego and lego
Love boys lego and lego
Love boys lego and lego
Yo we the voice of the boy down